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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year!

As the sun sets on 2008, I wanted to take a moment and reflect on things a bit. Overall it has been a memorable year.

Mike left on his mission to Calgary, Alberta, Canada, leaving Liz and I alone for the first time in years. IT'S BEEN GREAT! We have quiet dinners alone, and have talked more than we have in years. I am not sure why people have trouble being "empty nesters", unless they just don't like their own company.

Erin went back to school, to chase that accounting degree that eluded her at USU. She got her first grades the other day -- a 3.92 GPA! I knew she had it in her! If I wore shirts with buttons, they'd be popping right now. Check out her blog "rinMo's ritmo".

Rob is in his final year of pharmacy school. He's been able to do some very interesting internships this year, including being involved with rewriting the Idaho state pharmacy statutes. That will look good on a resume. His blog is is "Rob's Blog" -- catchy title, eh?

I certainly can't leave out the latest addition to our family, Taylsie Espin Morris (thats Dennis' way of covering that she was actually named after ESPN, the sports channel). As Erin says, "What did we do for entertainment at family gatherings before she came along?" She is definitely the center of attention these days. There are pictures galore posted at "MORRIS FAMILY" blog.

I'm looking forward to the new year. I'm not going to ruin it by making any resolutions that I have no intention of keeping. In another 6-8 months I should be done with school, and back in the work force. It's been fun learning all of the things I didn't quite know about computers, and now I am an officially certified techy kind of guy. They even let me use the "official" logo, so I posted it at the bottom of my blog, for those of you that don't venture that far down the page. I will also be working on network and webmaster certifications in the coming months. Those are goals, not resolutions!

Here's wishing you all a very happy new year, and may it not be as financially bleak as we're all afraid it will be!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Exploding Whale of 1970

This is hilarious. This is news video of a dead whale that washed up on a beach in Oregon in 1970. You'll see what they did to "dispose" of the problem, and the problems that the disposal caused. As the reporter said, "...the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds." An excellent example of alliteration for all of you would be poets and English majors. I saw this one coming a mile away!





"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel


Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST


WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)


That's certainly not the best journalistic writing I've seen lately, but it is an interesting story. Is Hubby divorcing Wifey because he found out that she was working at the brothel, or is Wifey divorcing Hubby because she caught him visiting the brothel? Hmmm... or was it that they didn't trust each other any more?
Monday, December 29, 2008

Escalators don't break, they just become stairs.

I can't believe what a political sounding mess this blog has become. I really had no intention of talking about politics this much. I must admit, that I'm interested in seeing how things play out with Barack Obama as President, but this blog was intended to be light-hearted and fun. I need to get back to my original plans before I bore everyone to tears.

The purpose of this blog is to celebrate the crazy things said by all of my favorite codgers and kermudgeons, of which I am quickly becoming one. I used to just be an old FART(that's a Father Against Radical Teenagers for those of you who don't know.), and older than dirt(my dad said that dirt is only 47 years old, so once you're 48 then you're older than dirt!), but now I'm heading downhill fast, and this blog is the only fun I have anymore, so I better take advantage of it.

When I was in my mid twenties, I managed a store for Edison Brothers Shoe Stores in Las Vegas, called The Wild Pair. It was a fun job, and I enjoyed it so much that I became a true workaholic. 60-70 hours almost every week. One of the interesting things about Las vegas in the early 1980's is that older people were getting into wanting to dress like young people. I had this one old guy that came in all the time that had to be in his eighties, and dressed like he was going to a disco all the time. Whenever young, hot looking babes would come in the store, he would act like he had alzheimers, and come on to them and flirt with them. The amusing part was that he would look at me and wink, so I knew it was just an act, but the girls thought he was just cute and harmless, and going senile. I decided that I wanted to be just like him when I got old. But in our age of political correctness, and just too dang many perverts in the world, an older guy can't even smile and say hello to a young woman walking by, let alone compliment her on how nice she looks, without her wondering what his motives are. It;s hard to be nice to each other, let alone having any harmless fun. Oh well, I'll just have to amuse myself. Like a broken escalator, I'm not useless, just not as mobile as everyone else would like me to be!
Friday, December 26, 2008

This Woman Understands the 2nd Amendment!

Watch this video all the way to the end. This woman has a great understanding of our right to bear arms. She addresses all of the standard arguments, and shows great courage in the telling of her story.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Text of S. 2433: Global Poverty Act of 2007

I got what seemed to be one of those wacked out crazy political e-mails, that seemed too crazy to be true, so I researched it myself. Here is the actual text of a bill in the senate that was put out by Barack Obama himself. It looks like the idea of this bill is to have us be taxed to support the entire third world! Don't take my word for it -- read it yourself. I didn't want anyone to have trouble finding it, so I've posted the bill in it's entirety. Judge for yourself. There is no doubt that our poor live like kings compared to some in the world, but in our current economic conditions I don't think it's the right time to give it all away.

This version: Reported in Senate. This is the text of the bill after coming out of committee in the Senate. This is the latest version of the bill available on this website.

S 2433 RS

Calendar No. 718

110th CONGRESS

2d Session

S. 2433

[Report No. 110-331]

To require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES

December 7, 2007

Mr. OBAMA (for himself, Mr. HAGEL, Ms. CANTWELL, Mrs. FEINSTEIN, Mr. LUGAR, Mr. DURBIN, Mr. MENENDEZ, Mr. BIDEN, Mr. DODD, Mr. FEINGOLD, Ms. SNOWE, Mrs. MURRAY, Mr. HARKIN, Mr. JOHNSON, Mr. SMITH, and Mr. KERRY) introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Foreign Relations

April 24, 2008

Reported by Mr. BIDEN, with amendments and an amendment to the title

[Omit the part struck through and insert the part printed in italic]


A BILL

To require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the `Global Poverty Act of 2007'.

SEC. 2. FINDINGS.

Congress makes the following findings:

(1) More than 1,000,000,000 people worldwide live on less than $1 per day, and another 1,600,000,000 people struggle to survive on less than $2 per day, according to the World Bank.

(2) At the United Nations Millennium Summit in 2000, the United States joined more than 180 other countries in committing to work toward goals to improve life for the world's poorest people by 2015.

(3) The year 2007 marks the mid-point to the Millennium Development Goals deadline of 2015.

(4) The [Struck out->] United Nations [<-Struck out] Millennium Development Goals include the goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, that live on less than $1 per day, cutting in half the proportion of people suffering from hunger and unable to access safe drinking water and sanitation, reducing child mortality by two-thirds, ensuring basic education for all children, and reversing the spread of HIV/AIDS and malaria, while sustaining the environment upon which human life depends.

(5) On March 22, 2002, President George W. [Struck out->] Bush stated [<-Struck out] Bush participated in the International Conference on Finance for Development and endorsed the Monterey Consensus, stating: `We fight against poverty because hope is an answer to terror. We fight against poverty because opportunity is a fundamental right to human dignity. We fight against poverty because faith requires it and conscience demands it. We fight against poverty with a growing conviction that major progress is within our reach.'.

(6) The 2002 National Security Strategy of the United States notes: `[A] world where some live in comfort and plenty, while half of the human race lives on less than $2 per day, is neither just nor stable. Including all of the world's poor in an expanding circle of development and opportunity is a moral imperative and one of the top priorities of U.S. international policy.'.

(7) The 2006 National Security Strategy of the United States notes: `America's national interests and moral values drive us in the same direction: to assist the world's poor citizens and least developed nations and help integrate them into the global economy.'.

(8) The bipartisan Final Report of the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States released in 2004 recommends: `A comprehensive United States strategy to counter terrorism should include economic policies that encourage development, more open societies, and opportunities for people to improve the lives of their families and enhance prospects for their children.'.

(9) At the summit of the Group of Eight (G-8) nations in July 2005, leaders from all eight participating countries committed to increase aid to Africa from the current $25,000,000,000 annually to $50,000,000,000 by 2010, and to cancel 100 percent of the debt obligations owed to the World Bank, African Development Bank, and International Monetary Fund by 18 of the world's poorest nations.

(10) At the United Nations World Summit in September 2005, the United States joined more than 180 other governments in reiterating their commitment to achieve the [Struck out->] United Nations [<-Struck out] Millennium Development Goals by 2015.

(11) The United States has recognized the need for increased financial and technical assistance to countries burdened by extreme poverty, as well as the need for strengthened economic and trade opportunities for those countries, through significant initiatives in recent years, including the Millennium Challenge Act of 2003 (22 U.S.C. 7701 et seq.), the United States Leadership Against HIV/AIDS, Tuberculosis, and Malaria Act of 2003 (22 U.S.C. 7601 et seq.), the Heavily Indebted Poor Countries Initiative, and trade preference programs for developing countries, such as the African Growth and Opportunity Act (19 U.S.C. 3701 et seq.).

[Struck out->] (12) In January 2006, United States Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice initiated a restructuring of the United States foreign assistance program, including the creation of a Director of Foreign Assistance, who maintains authority over Department of State and United States Agency for International Development (USAID) foreign assistance funding and programs. [<-Struck out]

[Struck out->] (13) [<-Struck out] (12) In January 2007, the Department of State's Office of the Director of Foreign Assistance added poverty reduction as an explicit, central component of the overall goal of United States foreign assistance. The official goal of United States foreign assistance is: `To help build and sustain democratic, well-governed states that respond to the needs of their people, reduce widespread poverty and conduct themselves responsibly in the international system.'.

[Struck out->] (14) Economic growth and poverty reduction are more successful in countries that invest in the people, rule justly, and promote economic freedom. These principles have become the core of several development programs of the United States Government, such as the Millennium Challenge Account. [<-Struck out]

SEC. 3. DECLARATION OF POLICY.

It is the policy of the United States to promote the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people [Struck out->] worldwide [<-Struck out] , between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

SEC. 4. REQUIREMENT TO DEVELOP COMPREHENSIVE STRATEGY.

(a) Strategy- The President, acting through the Secretary of State, and in consultation with the heads of other appropriate departments and agencies of the United States Government, international organizations, international financial institutions, the governments of developing and developed countries, United States and international nongovernmental organizations, civil society organizations, and other appropriate entities, shall develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people [Struck out->] worldwide [<-Struck out] , between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

(b) Content- The strategy required by subsection (a) shall include specific and measurable goals, efforts to be undertaken, benchmarks, and timetables to achieve the objectives described in subsection (a).

(c) Components- The strategy required by subsection (a) should include the following components:

(1) Continued investment or involvement in existing United States initiatives related to international poverty reduction, such as the United States Leadership Against HIV/AIDS, Tuberculosis, and Malaria Act of 2003 (22 U.S.C. 7601 et seq.), the Millennium Challenge Act of 2003 (22 U.S.C. 7701 et seq.), and trade preference programs for developing countries, such as the African Growth and Opportunity Act (19 U.S.C. 3701 et seq.).

(2) Improving the effectiveness of development assistance and making available additional overall United States assistance levels as appropriate.

(3) Enhancing and expanding debt relief as appropriate.

(4) Leveraging United States trade policy where possible to enhance economic development prospects for developing countries.

(5) Coordinating efforts and working in cooperation with developed and developing countries, international organizations, and international financial institutions.

(6) Mobilizing and leveraging the participation of businesses, United States and international nongovernmental organizations, civil society, and public-private partnerships.

(7) Coordinating the goal of poverty reduction [Struck out->] with other development goals, such as combating the spread of preventable diseases such as HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, and malaria, increasing access to potable water and basic sanitation, reducing hunger and malnutrition, and improving access to and quality of education at all levels regardless of gender. [<-Struck out] with the other internationally recognized Millennium Development Goals, including eradicating extreme hunger and reducing hunger and malnutrition, achieving universal education, promoting gender equality and empowering women, reducing child mortality, improving maternal health, combating the spread of preventable diseases such as HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, and malaria, increasing access to potable water and basic sanitation, ensuring environmental sustainability, and achieving significant improvement in the lives of at least 100,000,000 slum dwellers.

(8) Integrating principles of sustainable development and entrepreneurship into policies and programs.

(d) Reports-

(1) INITIAL REPORT-

(A) IN GENERAL- Not later than 1 year after the date of the enactment of this Act, the President, acting through the Secretary of State, shall submit to the appropriate congressional committees a report on the strategy required under subsection (a).

(B) CONTENT- The report required under subparagraph (A) shall include the following elements:

(i) A description of the strategy required under subsection (a).

(ii) An evaluation, to the extent possible, both proportionate and absolute, of the contributions provided by the United States and other national and international actors in achieving the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

(iii) An assessment of the overall progress toward achieving the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

(2) SUBSEQUENT REPORTS- Not later than December 31, 2012, and December 31, 2015, the President shall submit to the appropriate congressional committees reports on the status of the implementation of the strategy, progress made in achieving the global poverty reduction objectives described in subsection (a), and any changes to the strategy since the date of the submission of the last report.

(e) Coordinator- The Secretary of State shall designate a coordinator who will have primary responsibility for overseeing and drafting the initial report under paragraph (1) of subsection (d) and subsequent reports under paragraph (2) of such subsection, in coordination with relevant Federal agencies, as well as responsibility for helping to implement recommendations contained in the reports.

SEC. 5. DEFINITIONS.

In this Act:

(1) APPROPRIATE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES- The term `appropriate congressional committees' means--

(A) the Committee on Foreign Relations and the Committee on Appropriations of the Senate; and

(B) the Committee on Foreign Affairs and the Committee on Appropriations of the House of Representatives.

(2) EXTREME GLOBAL POVERTY- The term `extreme global poverty' refers to the conditions in which individuals live on less than $1 per day, adjusted for purchasing power parity in 1993 United States dollars, according to World Bank statistics.

(3) GLOBAL POVERTY- The term `global poverty' refers to the conditions in which individuals live on less than $2 per day, adjusted for purchasing power parity in 1993 United States dollars, according to World Bank statistics.

(4) MILLENNIUM DEVELOPMENT GOALS- The term `Millennium Development Goals' means the goals set out in the United Nations Millennium Declaration, General Assembly Resolution 55/2 (2000).

Amend the title so as to read: `An Act to require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.'.

Calendar No. 718

110th CONGRESS

2d Session

S. 2433

[Report No. 110-331]

A BILL

To require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.


April 24, 2008

Reported with amendments and an amendment to the title

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I feel about as old, dry and crunchy as this fall leaf. Maybe that's why I hate raking them so much -- it's like turning away those that are kindred spirits. That's probably as good of an excuse as any. No matter what the excuse is, it's just an excuse...
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